A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

Peter: Brian there is a message in my Alphabits its says "oooooo"
Brian: Peter those are cheerios

~Update~

http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=685

So

The weekend consisted of Turkeyday and Isaac's Halo Party. I did get Two games and a CD. Need for Speed Most Wanted, Half Life 2, and the Gorillaz's Demon Days CD. And I have withdrawn from all my classes now and I hope I'll be able to stay here for next quarter. Next quarter I hope I'll get a lighter class schedual from 19 hours I had to around 14 or 12. It mostly depends if I can get the money to pay for this quarter first. My mom is mailing me the papers so I can finally sign on the loan we had set up since August. My other option is to withdraw from college all together to work at a grociery store to pay of this quarters loan and return the following fall. On a brighter side I will have my drivers licence in the next two weeks and I do have a car to drive now. Quotes of the day will come when I don't have anything to write about my life.

Eric

Yawn.

The weekend was boring.

Onto class today.

ttyl

Eric

Updates when I have the time.

~Update~

http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=1344

Yesterday I stayed in the Best Buy parking lot with Ben to keep Isaac company while he waited for the Xbox 360. I did wait for 13 hours for the new box but I did not wait in line. I stayed in the car most of the time but Isaac stayed in line even during the freezing rain that came down about 4 am!! At 6:30 they gave a count of the people that was there to buy a 360. There were 42 I think and only 40 360s. Isaac was 22. I hope to get mine today at a target.

I'll post more later

Eric

P.S. I'll be gone for the holiday

Leave a comment if you wish to see these quotes of the day. I'm running out of good ones and I'm left with these fluffy ones. If I dont get any I'll stop and just post things that are about me.

Later

Eric

<Knighted_> why can't anything i think of turn out right?
<Knighted_> listerine + foot odour smells worse than just feet, and now my shoes are technically flammable

As you can read this is not me, but it is hilarious.

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- Kurt Vonnegut

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